Posted by
Reaganite1970 on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 8:05:00 AM
Something to make you laugh, or quite possibly, cry...sometimes it hurts when you laugh.
The Top Ten Reasons the Dems in Congress Won't Allow Drilling Domestically
10. We can't hear the American people over the shouting of "Drill Here, Drill Now!"
9. We have been exploring for oil. Can't you see our heads are buried in the sand?
8. Waiting on Lowe's to have a sale on really large drills.
7. We haven't figured out how to tax the ever living hell out of it yet...give us some time.
6. We are waiting for Ted Kennedy to get back so we can make it seem like it was all his idea...and then blame it on brain damage.
5. Ms. Feinstein and Ms. Boxer need to sell their oceanfront properties first and it has been a down market since November of 2006.
4. The price of gas is making it difficult for us to get in and vote on this.
3. Solar energy is the wave of the future and we would have it by now, but the sun disappears each day and doesn't tell us where it's going...
2. Global Warming! Oh, it's cooling right now? Climate Change!
And the number one reason why they won't allow drilling is....
1. It's the oil companies fault! (This is sadly a true statement...)